"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
05/14/2016 at 02:24 • Filed to: None
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"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
05/14/2016 at 02:24 • Filed to: None | 1
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I’m sure you thought we Americans were asleep. NOT IF WE HAVE THE FLU WE ARENT! Those of us with the flu are up at 2:21 in the morning with a pulsing headache, a fever, and a congested cough! You may say, “why, you should have gotten the flu vaccine, old boy,” to which I would reply, “but oh, I did! And I got the flu regardless!” Best of all, my college graduation party is TODAY. In twelve hours! You know the likelihood of me kicking this flu in 12 hours?! 3.6% chance! So just when you thought you might be able to discuss social welfare or milk in tea, I'm here to tell you that you've miscalculated, good fellow!
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
05/14/2016 at 02:28 |
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Get better, ya gotta graduate!
Alfalfa
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
05/14/2016 at 02:36 |
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That’s rough. I’m just up because I work from 9 to 7.
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Bourbon&JellyBeans
> Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
05/14/2016 at 02:40 |
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Luckily I don't graduate until Thursday, which means I have some time. But today will be a wash.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
05/14/2016 at 10:02 |
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My wife has the flu, she’s been down since Monday. This single parent thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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Bourbon&JellyBeans
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/14/2016 at 12:10 |
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It must be the time of the season.
TheOnelectronic
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
05/14/2016 at 12:13 |
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I’m skeptical. I’ve only had the flu once and I was not even close to being capable of posting on the internet. I was too busy being unsure of reality because my brain was overheating, and vomiting so hard that a blood vessel in my eye popped ensuring I got to wear sunglasses indoors for a few weeks.